Patch AI · Phone Agent

Every call you miss is a patient booking down the street.

Clinics miss 30–50% of inbound calls — after hours, mid-treatment, when the front desk is slammed. The Patch AI Phone Agent answers every one, 24/7, qualifies the caller, and books them straight onto your schedule.

24/7Answers every call, never sleeps
<7 DAYSLive and booking, or you don't pay
ZEROCalls sent to voicemail
Step 01 — The numbers
We pulled the data on 100+ clinics.

Everything from $10K to $120K a month. Real call logs — not “industry benchmarks” somebody made up. And the story was the same at every size: the phone rings, nobody picks up, and that patient books with the clinic down the street. Here's the average at your size — what's coming in, what's slipping through, and what the Phone Agent wins back.

100+ clinics analyzed · $10K–$120K/mo · real call data
Monthly revenue
Inbound calls / mo
Missed calls / mo
New patients booked back
Recovered / mo
ROI
$10K /mo
24
10
2
$3,000
7.6×
$20K /mo
48
19
3
$4,500
11×
$50K /mo
120
48
8
$12,000
30×
$85K /mo
204
82
13
$19,500
49×
$120K /mo
288
115
18
$27,000
68×

~24 inbound calls per $10k of monthly revenue · ~40% missed · of those, ~25% are new-patient callers → discovery call → ~90% to evals → ~70% of evals to patients (≈16% recovered) · valued at $1,500 each against the $397/mo plan. Patient value is yours to set — that's the dial that moves your ROI.

Step 02 — Your math
Now let's pin it to your clinic.

Pick your size — the call numbers lock to real data. Then drop in what a new patient is actually worth to you, and watch your ROI move.

Your clinic

Clinic size — monthly revenue
Sets your call volume and missed calls — straight from real Patch clinic data at that size.
A new patient is worth$1,500
Eval plus the full plan of care — use your real average.
We hold the funnel fixed: ~25% of missed calls are new-patient callers. Every one gets a discovery call with the owner, who converts ~90% to evals and ~70% of evals to patients — about 16% of missed calls become new patients. Patient value is yours to set.
Showing the picture for a $20,000/mo clinic.

What the agent puts back

Inbound calls / month48
Calls you're missing now19
New-patient calls — 25% of missed5
Evals — 90% of discovery calls4
New patients it books — 70% of evals3
Revenue recovered
$4,500 /mo
$54,000 a year — from calls that are hanging up on you today.
11×
Every $1 you put into the Phone Agent comes back as $11.
One new patient ≈ $1,500 — that's 3.8× a full month of the agent.

Call volume and missed calls come from real Patch clinic data at each size. From there it's a funnel: ~25% of missed calls are new-patient callers, every one gets a discovery call with the owner, ~90% become evals, and ~70% of evals become patients — about 16% of missed calls. Those rates are held fixed; the one dial that's yours is what a new patient is worth.

You just watched the Patch AI Phone Agent put back ~$4,500/mo.
Here's what it costs.
$397/mo
Flat — that's the whole price.
Includes 1,200 minutes of talk time a month — more than any clinic uses. Beyond that, $1.50/min. $149 per extra clinic or service link
Step 03 — How it works
Three steps. Seven days. You barely lift a finger.

You hand us the details, we build and launch the whole thing, and your new AI Phone Employee starts booking patients — usually inside a week.

01

You give us the details

We gather the data on your clinic and you give us the specifics, so we can fully customize your Phone Agent to how your front desk actually runs.

02

Live in 7 days

Up and running inside a week, or you don't pay for the time it takes us to get there.

03

Your AI is on the job

Your new AI Phone Employee is handling calls, booking appointments, and increasing your monthly revenue — while saving you time.

Ready to never answer the phone again — and make more money?

Here's the deal: one click and your AI front desk goes to work — answering every call and booking every patient, while you stay in the treatment room doing what actually pays. No more missed calls. No more “we'll call you back.”

Yes — let's do this
Free build · Founder rate locked · Booking appointments in 7 days